BEFORE YOU READ:
Monday, May 14, 2007
Late update...
Wednesday, May 9, 2007
American Idol Results Show 05/09
Wow. When Ryan Seacrest goes "You can tell we have an hour to fill tonight," you KNOW the show is going to be boring. There were some advertisements for the tour and there was a very nice clip of Sanjaya singing you really got me...and of course they had to put “crying girl” in there. Seacrest commented, “Sanjaya on American Idol Tour. Lock up your daughters!" Pink performed and sound beautiful, especially compared to the majority of guests we’ve had this season (Michael Buble anyone?) Then we see the Ford Commercial, which uses “You Really Got Me” as the background music. They didn’t sound nearly as good as Sanjaya did performing it, and I wasn’t even fond of his rendition. It’s starting to feel like American Idol should be renamed “The Sanjaya Show.” Then we learn that the Top 4 got to see a private showing of the Fantastic Four movie. The cast showed up for the results show tonight and Ryan flirted enough with Jessica Alba that I was starting to get uncomfortable. Then there was lots of interesting video insight on the remaining contestants, reminding me why I was so emotionally attached to Lakisha at the beginning of the season. Then come the beginning of the results. The group refuses to line up because they don’t want to be separated, and hug each other in the middle of the stage. I can’t help but being hit by the fact that Jordin is a good head taller than everyone up there, including Ryan. We find out quickly that she is safe. Barry Gibb performs and then…we find out that Lakisha is leaving us. This is not really any surprise but it brings me to tears regardless. Lakisha says in her exit video that she sings to make people happy, and if she accomplishes that “she’s done her job.” I’m sure she will do well in her career, much better than if she had won the American Idol title. Best wishes to her and her family.
Don't forget to voice your opinions in the new poll! Let the world know who YOU think should have gone home this week. And be sure to check back Tuesday May 29 for your American Idol Review and a new poll on who should go home next week!
A few words...
**Spoiler Alert**
I just want to say a few words about last night's Law and Order Criminal Intent. I really thought it was in bad taste to portray the Anna Nicole story so soon. The poor girl will never get to rest in peace. Her character wasn't portrayed in a positive light and there is even a scene where she ODs and we watch her having seizures and dying. I love CI but I found myself changing the channel away from the episode several times. I know that they love to keep it contemporary, but lets leave "Ripped from the Headlines" to SVU where they do it right and leave the real life celebrities alone that are neither still alive nor long since dead.
American Idol Review 05/08/07 (reposted)
Mentor: Barry Gibb (www.barrygibb.com)
Bee Gee’s member Gibb comments that the group “sound wonderful together.”
“Having different people sing your songs is the greatest compliment. I just came here to enjoy it”
Tonight was the first night of the season that all contestants performed two songs. I wish they could have spared me. Oh well, what can I say: I voted for Sanjaya! (To hear his mp3 version of Besame Mucho, his best performance on the show, please see my playlist at the bottom right of every page. And thank you for keeping an open mind!)
The following is a list of the contestants’ performances in order with Gibb’s comments, the judges commentary, and my personal thoughts. The quotes are as close to exact as possible.
Melinda: “Love You Inside and Out”
Barry: The choice was a little confusing for me but she pulled it off.
Randy: Another solid performance, don’t know if I was jumping up and down.
Paula: It’s hard to critique you…Your vocals are always spot on.
Simon: I expect incredible at this point. That was not incredible. That was more of a backing vocalist performance. You are better than that. I’m glad you have a second song, because I want to see better than that.
Michelle: Painful. Felt like it was way over-sung and not her best song choice at all.
Blake: “You Should Be Dancing”
Barry: Blake’s beat boxing really suits this song. He gets the chance to show off that ability. He is the only one right now that can do it.
Randy: Sometimes when you do the beat boxing it works. Tonight for me dawg it didn’t work. That song didn’t need none of that. I felt like I was at some weird discotec in a foreign country.
Paula: Your melody was off. You didn’t have the best night with that song, but you did show why you are unique and why you are on that stage.
Simon: I know it's a matter of taste but I thought it was absolutely terrible, that performance.
Michelle: The song had too much falsetto and the beat boxing seems off-key at first. The song sounds very techno with the beat boxing. He seems to be doing more beat boxing than singing and showing off his vocals. Blake seems to have lost his charm and ability to make me feel like I’m falling in love with his smooth vocals.
Lakisha: “Staying Alive”
Barry: It is challenging if you are a girl and singing a song that was actually sang by a guy in falsetto. I like [her] slower version and I like what she’s done with this.
Randy: It’s a good thing you all have second songs. That was weird for me because these songs have great melodies, they don't need changing. I know you were trying to make it your own but there was too much going on there.
Paula: (Something about how all the audience was standing up ready to dance and the slow tempo didn’t work for that.) It brought the mood down a little bit.
Simon: Referring to Paula’s comment about the standing: They were heading for the exits. No kiss tonight baby. We’re back to the shouting again. The performance was verging on scary in parts.
Michelle: Not her best performance, but the best vocal of the night so far.
Jordin: “To Love Somebody”
Barry: It was hard for me to imagine a girl singing it. I know a couple hundred people have sang this song but I haven’t heard a greater version than Jordin’s.
Randy: Wow. Its been kind of a rough night for me so far, but this was very nice, controlled. The Mariah Carey, Aretha kind of throwback I liked. So far you are in it to win it!
Paula: It isn’t sorta kinda the best vocal, it is the best vocal so far.
Simon: Best song choice, best vocal so far, we are back in the competition.
Michelle: Beautiful vocal, a little too much belting/yelling. Gorgeous controlled ending that gave me chills. I will probably buy the mp3.
Melinda: “How Can You Mend a Broken Heart”
Barry: I don’t find any criticism with it.
Randy: Second song, much better. Great vocal, beautiful ending. You know you are our resident pro still.
Paula: Beautiful vocal. You are a throwback to Stephanie Millicent. I would love you to throw all your technique away…incoherent rambling.
Simon: I think the second half of that song has put you into the semi-finals.
Michelle: Pretty song, not sure if I like the song choice for her because her voice isn’t very sweet. There was a very nice swell into her power vocal. I’m not sure if I felt the emotion in the song while watching the performance.
Blake: “This is Where I Came In”
Barry: It does give him a chance to explore those extra little gifts he has. Maybe Blake will bring it up to date right now.
Randy: Definitely better than the last one. You don’t have to beat box on every joint. It gets old.
Paula: There ain’t nothing old about Blake. You are the contemporary rebel in this competition. I didn’t know the song but I enjoyed you singing it. You sang it spot on key
Simon: I’m going to be honest with you, I found it completely tuneless. I can’t say that these have been good performances. That was a really weird, bizarre choice of song
Michelle: Bad Maroon 5ish vocals, and my apologies to Adam Levine because that isn’t meant to be an insult to him in any way. It’s time for Blake time go home. I didn’t see enough expression in his face, and I couldn’t feel the emotion of the song. There were lots of strange dance moves and beat boxing.
Lakisha: “Run to Me”
Barry: She had to take up the challenge of changing key twice in the song. Says “Your range is amazing,” to Lakisha. Very interesting choice. It presents a very interesting challenge and you know what, she’ll rise to it.
Randy: I know you got a little hoarse at the end but still better than the first song.
Paula: Don’t beat yourself up over that honey; you’re still a champ.
Simon: It was better than the first song, but it still wasn’t great. I think you and Blake are vulnerable tonight.
Michelle: The beginning didn't impress me much, but the key change was nice. A little screaming in the second half. I didn’t like the ending at all; it sounded very hoarse. I was expecting better from Kiki and I hope this doesn’t mean the end for her.
Jordin: “Woman in Love”
Barry: A little different than the Barbara Streisand version but that type of song is subject to interpretation. This is going to be one of our greatest female recording artists.
Randy: I don’t think it was your best performance. It was pitchy all the way through. It is a very difficult song to sing.
Paula: You are absolutely beautiful. Incoherent stuff.. I love you anyway.
Simon: I thought it was old fashioned and very pageanty from your dress….booing covers up the rest and Ryan cuts him off.
Michelle: Beautiful vocal. Not sure that the song choice was right for her, because of her age and the theme of the song but the emotion came through. She was the best by far tonight.
Jordin was the best tonight, followed by Lakisha, then Melinda, then Blake, Blake should go home tomorrow, but I have a feeling Lakisha is going.
For more information on American Idol contestants, the finale, and anything else, please visit americanidol.com.
Monday, May 7, 2007
Brief Review of the Film "The Hitcher" (2007)
I rated this movie 8 out of 10 stars at IMDB.com.
Brief Review of the Film "Little Miss Sunshine"
I rated this movie 10 out of 10 stars at IMDB.com.
Brief Review of the Film "Mission: Impossible III"
The only reason I didn't rate this movie higher is because of Philip Seymour Hoffman. I find him extremely annoying and dry; his acting lacks the character needed to portray a villain. However, the damage he does to the movie is not substantial. This movie is definitely worth seeing and worth buying.
I rated this movie 8 out of 10 stars at IMDB.com
Review of the Film "Stay Alive"
The overall writing and acting were very weak. The characters never evolved or grew as people. Even at the end, the lead guy, whatever his name was, didn't man up and had to be rescued from the fire at the last minute. The plot also had inconsistencies. The police officer who was killed was NOT murdered in the same way he died in the game. The girl October mentioned that in order to kill the evil demon lady you had to read something from the correct text. Funny how they never bothered to do that and still managed to escape. The Malcolm-in-the-Middle kid died in the game but didn't die "in real life." Also, making the game play by itself was very weak writing. It would have been okay for the brother's death, just to get them playing again. But you are supposed to play a video game and stay alive and 3 people die before you play again...why do you even need the game? If you like movies like the Ring and thing its scary and fun, watch this movie. If you know someone like that you can watch it with at laugh at, do it. If you like "horror" movies that make you laugh out loud and you have the opportunity to watch this movie for free, do it. Otherwise, stay far far away.
I rated this movie 3 out of 10 stars on IMDB.com.
WWE: Monday Night Raw Review 05/07/07
RAW Review 05/07/07
Match: Mickie James and Candace Michelle vs. Melina and
Winner: Candace Michelle pins Melina for the win
This was a good match but very short. Candace Michelle is showing a lot of improvement. Mickie James dominates most of the match, putting Melina in her place. It’s always nice to see someone with an attitude problem get pinned. :)
Match: Santino Marella vs. Chris Masters
Winner: Santino Marella
This is the first time Santino is in the ring since Bobby Lashley helps him win the Intercontinental Championship. Masters obviously the bigger and stronger wrestler, but Santino is very quick and agile. It will be interesting to see wrestle someone more his size. Santino defeats Masters, but the win seems very unlikely. Matches like this make it obvious just how scripted wrestling actually is. However, Santino does show some ability and the potential to develop into a great wrestler for the WWE. I look forward to seeing more of him.
Match: 2-on-1 Handicap, Umaga vs. The Highlanders
Winner: Umaga
Umaga very quickly takes control of the match, leaving the Highlanders’ bodies laid out over the ring unable to move. To win the match he stacks their bodies and jumps down on top of them from the top rope. The match is over in just a couple of minutes. Umaga is an annoying beast, and that’s all there is to say about that.
Match: #1 Contender for WWE Championship, Khali vs. HBK
Shawn Michaels starts out doing well with Khali tied in the ropes until the ref interferes. It is unsure why he interferes because it is a no disqualifications match. Khali body slams HBK, but he counters with a steel chair incapacitating Khali for a while. Khali blocks the signature “sweet chin music” and takes the advantage again. The size difference is pretty serious and it seems the only way Michaels can win is if he manages to hit Khali with the chair again. Michaels is able to get Khali’s eye while he’s being choked and throws him out of the ring. The fight continues outside of the ring and HBK is slammed into the announcer’s table. The fall renders Shawn possibly unconscious and Khali is declared the winner. Minutes later he is still laying in the same position with his body contorted. This means that in the next PPV (Judgment Day) Khali will face John Cena for the WWE Championship. Unless it is a no DQ match, I think this means Cena’s championship days are numbered. Even though I would like to see a new champion, I hope that Cena defeats Khali, because I don’t think he deserves a title just because he’s incredibly large.
Match: The Hardys vs. The World’s Greatest Tag Team
Winner: Matt and Jeff Hardy
Benjamin and Haas dominate Matt Hardy in the beginning of the match. Jeff gets the tag and dominates the Worlds Greatest Tag Team. Working together, both brothers fend off the Worlds Greatest very nicely. Matt Hardy gets the cover on Haas to win the match.
Carlito loses his mind, dissing Ric Flair again and yelling angrily at Tori in Spanish. Last week Carlito dissolved his tag-team pairing with Ric Flair and this week he decides to break up with Tori, claiming she always took Flair’s side. I look forward to Carlito losing matches in the near future because of his arrogance, having no one left to blame but himself.
Match: Edge vs. Mr. Kennedy
Edge starts beating up Kennedy while he makes his entrance. The match has not yet started, so anything goes, and Edge takes full advantage by slamming him into the ring post and hitting him with a monitor. Mr. Kennedy and Edge get into the ring but the ref checks on Kennedy before starting the match because he can hardly stand. Within seconds Edge pins Mr. Kennedy for the briefcase. Every time Kennedy gets up, Edge smacks him down with the briefcase. With Mr. Kennedy’s arrogance, it’s hard to feel sorry for him for losing his briefcase. Hopefully Edge will cash in his title shot very soon for the WWE Championship.
Match: MAIN EVENT, John Cena vs. Randy Orton
John Cena gets a near fall very early in the match. After this, Orton picks up steam and does his signature stomping and gets a near fall of his own. Orton traps Cena in a headlock, but Cena manages to use his upper body strength to get out of it. Very shortly Cena gives his five knuckle shuffle to Orton’s head. Khali approaches the ring and picks up the title belt. This distraction gives Orton enough time to counter, but Cena quickly gives him the STFU. Cena leaves the ring to get the belt back from Khali who knocks him out with the belt. The show ends with him sprawled out on the entranceway. I’m still unsure as to whether this counts as a win for Orton.